Your face is a jimmy john
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Pants are for mortals
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