its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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