So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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