everyone is single if you try hard enough
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
