the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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