we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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