Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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