i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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