oh god the rape fog is back!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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