what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
