I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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