he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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