Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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