Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I want you more than these girls want KFC
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It was like getting head from an anaconda
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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