yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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