well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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