i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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