My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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