There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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