My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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