I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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