The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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