I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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