The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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