But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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