I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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