i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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