I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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