Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
