So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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