Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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