Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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