I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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