shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
