You really coming over, don't trick.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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