You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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