Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
