drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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