ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
false alarm. still invincible.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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