I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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