I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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