Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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