But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Enjoy the penises
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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