wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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