I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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