I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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