i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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