Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
