I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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