You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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