therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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