You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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