he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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