my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Is this the acid talking?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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