The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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