Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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