69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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