My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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